lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

rneerkat:

rehabbed:

rneerkat:

someone hit me in the head with a bottle of alcohol and it was very champainful

*crowd boos*

more like crowd booze ha ha am i right

lindsaylohoean:

even gifs move more than i do

thsmiths:

IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “ITS NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS 

themultifandommess:

If you’re going to see FOB with P!ATD in September I hope you have fun but also fuck you

zachrse:

You smell that….

Its the smell of Warped Tour

milkshakeprincess:

when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff

supernatural-mishamigo:

vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I literally did not see that coming

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

c02xm:

if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

bellig-on-the-reg:

sometimes when i rub my eye like 6 eyelashes come out
and I get kinda upset because I definitely needed those, I really don’t have enough to just lose them like that