*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*
someone hit me in the head with a bottle of alcohol and it was very champainful
more like crowd booze ha ha am i right
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even gifs move more than i do
IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “ITS NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS
why are you burning a fucking crayon on carpet fucking savage
If you’re going to see FOB with P!ATD in September I hope you have fun but also fuck you
You smell that….
Its the smell of Warped Tour
- people: ugly teenagers become attractive adults
- me: my whole life depends on this.
when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff
would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
I literally did not see that coming
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho
sometimes when i rub my eye like 6 eyelashes come out
and I get kinda upset because I definitely needed those, I really don’t have enough to just lose them like that